Bugs Bunny: “My stars! Where did you ever get that awful hairdo? It doesn’t become you at all. Here, for goodness’ sake, let me fix it up. Look how stringy and messy it is. What a shame. Such an interesting monster, too. My stars, if an interesting monster can’t have an interesting hairdo, then I don’t know what things are coming to. In my business you meet so many interesting people – bobby pins, please – but the most interesting ones are the monsters. Oh, dear, that’ll never stay. We’ll just have to have a perm-anemanent.”
[Runs to get some dynamite and puts it on the monster’s hair like rollers]
Bugs Bunny: “Now, I’ve got to go give an interesting old lady a manicure, but I’ll be back before you’re done. La la la…”
[Leaves; dynamite explodes, leaving a huge bald spot on the monster’s head]
–Water, Water Every Hare (1952)
